Tuco and Linkeloetje were on duty outside a barracks waiting for DikO. One faced up the road to see if DikO was approaching from the North. The other looked down the road to see if DikO approached from the South. Suddenly one of them said to the other, "Why are you smiling?"

How did Tuco know that Linkeloetje was smiling?

you are a hole JMtP

Damn tuco for being so smart ;p or maybe my riddles are too easy, but they are the only ones i remember now

haha you cannot offend me my friend :)

i wonder where the barracks are located ..

haha Tuco, remember that one from Baldur's Gate II? Good, all correct, a hole is all empty inside. =)

indeed. i remember all BG2 riddles coz i know the game better than my own appartment lol

HE WHO MAKES IT, SELLS IT
HE WHO BUYS IT, DOESNT USE IT
HE WHO USES IT, DOESNT KNOW IT



this should be easy....i thought it was....just say what the "it" is

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oh well....i tried

this topic can be closed i guess...its not catching on like the one before it

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a coffin

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W00t! someone posted.....lol

ur right...so ur up next

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I am not gonna read the threads, so if this was already posted in some form just kick me...

It's a windy, freezing winter day, and you only have one match. You enter a room, which contains: a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove. What do you lite first?

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the match.

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This is an old, bad, punny riddle my dad loves to use. Let's see if anyone can figure it out.


You're in a room. There are no doors, no windows. The only things in the room are you, a mirror, and a wooden board. How do you get out?

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that one always makes more sense when you say it.

you look look in the mirror. you saw yourself.
you use the saw to cut the wooden board into two halves.
two halves make a whole
you jump through the hole

thats roughly it, isnt it?

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it looks right to me....but i remember one that was a little different

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