Mine are all filed in my head like...

Man is walking down the road pulling a bit of string along. Bloke goes up to him and says, What are you pulling that bit of string along for?
Man replies, have you tried pushing it?

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Foe: Borealelf

mine are all in my head too. Unfortunatly, i am long winded and it is hard to 'pull them off' in this media...

this guy is totally hot for this new chick at work. He does his research and finds out she is very into her Boyfreind and pretty much not a wandering type. After half a year, he cannot take it.

"I will give you $100 to have sex with me." he says to the young hottie and she is shocked.
"Are you insane?!!! How dare you?" she replies.
the guy says " hear me out. You get naked, I will take $100 and drop it on the floor in front of you, you bend over to pick it up and I will be done by the time you have picked up the money... I mean, i want you that bad and it will be over before you know it..."

The girl thinks on it and calls her boyfriend. The boyfriend says that she can do it for $200 and she should be able to pick it up before he even gets near her. So the girl agrees to the deal and says she will call her boyfriend back once it is all over and they will go to a nice dinner on the sucker...

The boyfriend is sitting there for a half hour and is like 'wtf'... another 10 minutes goes by and the girl calls him.... short on breath, she gasps " The bastard had it all in Quarters!!!"

the moral of the story, always consdier all the ways a business proposition can be exicuted or you will get screwed...

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:roll: :)

why do natives eat snow?

Because it is white and covers all their land.

MoD.
:)

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WARNING: Quaffles is a whiny bitch, and he will complain to adminz if you say anything negative about him in your signature.

I'm not a fucking joke. I'm freakin' serious!

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» J o b zegt:
you like pee?
Nicole zegt:
ya
smell AND taste
feels nice too tho
esp when it spashes in yer eyes and mouth

best one yet knicoal!

My personal fav.

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[01:48] <knicoal> Rick!! are you ass-raping realms??????
[01:48] <knicoal> thats my job
[01:48] <knicoal> knock it off!

KNICOAL IS FEMALE.

HOW ABOUT THAT. FU ALL

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» J o b zegt:
you like pee?
Nicole zegt:
ya
smell AND taste
feels nice too tho
esp when it spashes in yer eyes and mouth

This isn't a Did You Know thread, so gtfo.

However, while MoD has brought it to my attention, Did You Know?: "I am." and "I do." are the shortest complete sentences in the English language.

I sure didn't. I thought the shortest was "Yo."

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[01:48] <knicoal> Rick!! are you ass-raping realms??????
[01:48] <knicoal> thats my job
[01:48] <knicoal> knock it off!

I would have guessed "I R"

P.S. <3 you, MoD

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WARNING: Quaffles is a whiny bitch, and he will complain to adminz if you say anything negative about him in your signature.

That's the best joke I've heard, ROFL knic. You don't like people, you hate them

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» J o b zegt:
you like pee?
Nicole zegt:
ya
smell AND taste
feels nice too tho
esp when it spashes in yer eyes and mouth

She doesn't hate either. Rather, she regards everyone with the same indifference. She also likes to eat children. >.>

A mix of Racism and Lulz ahead, sensitive pplz have been warned


Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips

What do an apple and a black person have in common?
Both look good hanging from trees.

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[01:48] <knicoal> Rick!! are you ass-raping realms??????
[01:48] <knicoal> thats my job
[01:48] <knicoal> knock it off!

In keeping with Rick's racism Idea.

What do you call a black man in a suit?
The defendant.

could move into pedophilia too.....

Whats so good about having sex with 28 years olds?
Theres twenty of them.

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Foe: Borealelf

rofl @ homer.

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» J o b zegt:
you like pee?
Nicole zegt:
ya
smell AND taste
feels nice too tho
esp when it spashes in yer eyes and mouth