You mean this game that hasn't had a move in almost a week.. ??
This^^ game.. ??

'Cause if you mean this^^game, well then I humbly beg your pardon for interrupting your viewing..

Your time must be mighty valuable so I promise not to post in this thread ever again (except for this post your reading, of course.. and my sincere regrets for having to post this but I really feel an apology is in order..)

Gosh.. I really admire someone who can sit and watch an unplayed game for almost a whole week just to kvetch about a couple posts thrown into the mix..

I stand in awe, Sir, at your amazing patience and utter magnanimity for not having flamed me as i surely deserved..

Wow..

No, he asks for you to stop hijacking this game thread. I dont think he asked for someone making smartass remarks.

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Just to support my good friends ID and LUF and to provide some action for our new friend Kiera, I'll post both mine and Fergy's move. I know Fergy has had issues with his comp so dont blame him for the slow game.



your move Fergy, if you got the comp back, you can post your move or just say it and I'll post both of our moves.

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When has chess been a fast game?

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Chess may be slow, but this is just bloody retarded...

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If white doesnt mate in two..

I'm at school so..

Pawn f8 to e8

I'm not sure if my notation is correct (I never used it before), this is what I mean to happen: "move the black pawn all the way on the right side of the board down one square"

@Kiera I'll make it harder on fruitloops, it should take at least three. (If I do it correctly he should have to use his king)

The notation for that is h5 to h4. Columns are identified with letters and rows are identified with numbers, starting with a1 in the bottom left hand corner (if you're white)

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King g6 -g7

Told you it was going to take more than 2 moves for check mate.

Lol, I never said I would mate in 2...In fact I tried to look what Kiera was talking about but couldnt find any mate solution in 2 moves.
Hope Kiera shows me what I missed after the game is done.

I can see a mate in 2 from current position, not from previous

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If I would have moved into the space that I opended up with my pawn, you could have mated me in two...

King g7-h6

Thats the thing, when someone says, I have a mate in 2, it does not rely on what the opponenet moves, doesnt matter what the opponent moves, I am supposed to mate in 2.

The previous move when I said I can see mate in 2, at that point didnt matter what you moved, I would mate you in 2. So by that standards, doesnt matter what you move now, I will mate you next move.

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